It gettin hot in here
Posted August 3rd, 2007 by professorpious so kindly remove all articles of synthetic and non-synthetic woven material currently obscuring your epidermal layer!
I think I am delusional perhaps due to dehydration, please pass the dasani.
Bottled Water Makes You Impotent
Posted August 3rd, 2007 by gen.malaise(An op ed piece by General Malaise)
It's official folks. Pepsi and Coke have acknowledged that Aquafina and Dasani respectively are tap water. It costs them about .05 to produce and we pay 1.00-1.50. What do they spend that extra money on? Advertising to undermine our confidence in our tap water. Tap water in most cities is perfectly healthy, according to the folks who provide it. Do I trust the government? Hell no. Do I trust companies who put water in platic bottles even less? Hell yes.
SMGU in the hizzouse, bitches!
Perepare to have your socks rocked by our magnificence.
